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i can’t wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens
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🎼 if i had a heart
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Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas
No, mom, that’s not….
Oh I see what you did there
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you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake
me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?
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Ersfjordbotn / Norway (by David Harris).
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god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this
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WHEN I SHOW UP 2 THA FUNCTION UNANNOUNCED
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If you play..
Bohemian Rhapsody at 23:55:53 you will start your new year right at the metal part
We Are The Champions at 23:58:10 you will start your new year at the last chorus
Another One Bites The Dust at 23:57:13 you will start your new year where he hits that “well im ready, yes im ready for you”
Body Language at 23:59:14 you will start your new year at “dont talk”
Liar at 23:45:42 you will start your new year at the “mama im gonna be your slave” part
Crazy Little Thing Called Love(Live At Wembley Stadium 86) at 23:58:01 you will start your new year by Roger Taylor saying “Ready Freddie?”
Don’t Stop Me Now at 23:57:59 you will start your new year at the “dont stop me, dont stop me”
In The Lap Of The Gods just right at midnight to hear more of my boi Roggies falsetto
Flick Of The Wrist at 23:59:05 you will start your new year with the first “flick of the wrist”
A Kind Of Magic at 23:59:46 to hear mr johnny D chime in with his bass at midnight
Killer Queen at 23:58:46 to start of 2019 “fastidious and precise“
Fat Bottomed Girls at 23:57:15 you will start of 2019 by getting on your bike and riding
@thebibliosphere for all your Queen-playing needs
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the entire term has been this confusing and chaotic
The staff of The Onion are just growing cobwebs at this point
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being naked is not sexy. wearing a white 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into a pair of black high waisted trousers is sexy. there are no exceptions
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